Idiot Wax

Hey, I'm Wayne. Please to enjoy the various pop-cultural flotsam and jetsam that tickles my fancy. My mind wanders, so expect quite a potpourri of all sortsa shit, some of which is NSFW, so if you're a young'n, amscray. Here's some money, go see a star war.

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July 12, 2014 1:38 am 1:24 am
There are so many ways I can dominate you, girl. You think I’m just going to watch your eyes water when I choke you or leave palm prints on you every time? So often you expect it?
Hardly. You don’t know a thing yet. 

There are so many ways I can dominate you, girl. You think I’m just going to watch your eyes water when I choke you or leave palm prints on you every time? So often you expect it?

Hardly. You don’t know a thing yet. 

(Source: aflyonthewalls, via whatistumblrforeals)

1:18 am 1:18 am 1:18 am 1:18 am 1:14 am

I don’t think I’m very good at living in Chicago, anymore. Today, I thought about living out in the middle of nowhere, close enough to a big city in case Iron Maiden tours or when I want to go scoop up dogs that need a home and take them back with me and they’ll run and bound about and I’ll sleep in a big ass bed in a pile of pillows and adorable, happy, exhausted dogs. I smiled fucking huge thinking about this. 

1:10 am 1:10 am

babybluesuv:

royonfire:

I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.

I can’t stop thinking about this

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1:09 am